Quidditch World Cup- NYC? →
“Quidditch is only cool cause they’re flying. Or else it’d just be really confusing soccer/tag/dodgeball…” -Mtron
I’d like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have...– Chandler to Joey about fidelity.
Happy Hump Day!
Hey, who doesn't like shoes for a bargain? But... →
“The First Time Gilt Held a Christian Louboutin Sale, 45,000 Women Tried to Buy the Same Pair of Shoes at Once”
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that.– Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
Another gym day is dashed, and just when my spare tire was shrinking to a mere life preserve. This is the third day that I’ve forgotten some randar, but necessary, gym item at home. Day 1, sports bra. Day 2, one sock. Day 3, t-shirt. My unpreparedness has thrice thwarted my attempts. Being this chubby is not acceptable unless you’re under the age of 8 or look like this:
next stop.. Puke st.
It’s 7 am. I’m standing on the platform waiting for the ever exasperating L train. Just when I start to doze off, a strong gust of stale subway air immediately wakes me. The train is here, finally. The L is packed, per the usual, and the ever annoying New Yorkers won’t scoot the fuck in. I roll my eyes and push my way through only to find a massive pile of vomit at my...
The Californians always gloat about their year round “sunshine” and sandal-wearing weather, but the truth is, I just hate that stuff. I love seasons— leaves changing color, the first snowfall, and switching out dresses and shorts for coats and tights. I love drinking peppermint tea, hot cocoa, and pumpkin flavored coffee; I love bundling up in sweaters, gloves, and scarves;...
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.– Oscar Wilde
time for an update, perhaps
I hate that the only time I feel motivated to blog is when I’m on the verge of a psychotic breakdown. If someone were to decipher my person through this tumblr, they would probably deduce the following: crazy, crazy, crazy. Or that I’m going through a perpetual existential crisis. But the truth is, I am happy and more okay than ever. And I guess this entry will reflect that. ...