- Shopkeeper: [Homer has agreed to purchase a Krusty doll for Bart's birthday] Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
- Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
- Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
- Homer: That's good.
- Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
- Homer: That's bad.
- Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
- Homer: That's good!
- Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
- [Homer looks puzzled]
- Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.
- Homer: Can I go now?
they call me F
there's so much to do, see, and eat..
About the author
"My name is fawn and I like food" was what I said when the RA asked us to introduce ourselves to our floor freshman year. It worked out well for me then and shall suffice now. I'm not a journalist or some prolific writer in any way-- I don't have an agenda or a cause. I'm just a girl with a blog.
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