At first, I swore that if I ever saw him again, I’d pick up the biggest rock/piece of garbage/piece of feces I could find and chuck it at him. Then I’d say “Oh, Hi! What are you up to nowadays? Do you still cheat on your girlfriends, lie to your parents, and think you’re an 8 when you’re really a 3?”
But now, with time between us, I think I feel more sad for him than anything else. I don’t think he’ll ever understand love, and that to me is the most pitiful thing of all.